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"Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows..."

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 09:01:00 +0100

“Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.”

- Martin Golding

"Programming is like sex: one mistake and you’re providing support for a lifetime."

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 18:43:00 +0100

“Programming is like sex: one mistake and you’re providing support for a lifetime.”

- Michael Sinz

"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too..."

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 10:00:00 +0100

“The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late.”

- Seymour Cray

The obligatory image.. © 2008 Focus Shift / OSNews

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 19:42:00 +0100

"Good code is its own best documentation."

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 10:00:00 +0100

“Good code is its own best documentation.”

- Steve McConnell

"Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of..."

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 03:45:57 +0100

“Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves.”

- Alan Kay